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Side 1

1. Chicken Talk

2. Everybody wants my Fanny

3. The Borris Fair

4. Christy’s Auld Cow

5. Daddy’s Pocket

6. My Dog Spot

7. God Bless Ya, God Save Ya

Side 2

8. My Wife’s Auld Melodion

9. Life is Like a See-Saw

10. Once in a Blue Moon

11. If I didn’t get a Ride

12. Everyone does it but You

13. Grannie used ta Gig

14. Richie and Johnnie Live

also featuring

Chicken Talk lyrics by Richie Kavanagh

[Richie] … Johnny.

[Johnny] …. ya,

Richie][ ….When was the first time you heard a naughty word.

First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don’t curse.
Be gore says I to granny, twas the chicken said it first.

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f’en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn’t stop that f’en sound.

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife,

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

So lets all sing along.
lets sing the chicken song.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck.
But the chicken still said fock.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock of

now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

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