Music and lyrics by Richie Kavanagh
“Johnny, how is the girlfriend?”
Chorus
My girlfriend has a new iPhone.
Now we can never have a minute alone.
When I try ta kiss her, she takes a selfie.
All me Facebook friends are laughing at me.
Oh her new iPhone it is a curse.
And she brings it everywhere in her purse.
She checks emails, voicemails, texts and twitter.
Then she looks at Facebook and it makes her titter.
Chorus
My girlfriend has a new iPhone.
Now we can never have a minute alone.
When I try ta kiss her, she takes a selfie.
All me Facebook friends are laughing at me.
When we go out I feel so alone.
‘Cause she’s always playing with her iPhone.
The other night I asked her for a kiss.
She says hang on now till I twitter this.
Chorus
My girlfriend has a new iPhone.
Now we can never have a minute alone.
When I try ta kiss her she takes a selfie.
All me Facebook friends are laughing at me.
Last week we were courting in the back of the van.
When she says, Johnny I love ye your me man.
The next thing her new iPhone did ring.
Just as I was about to put me hang on her…
If your looking for a girlfriend now ye see.
My advise for you would be.
If the girl that eye fancy has a new iPhone.
Don’t bother about her just leave her alone.
Chorus
My girlfriend has a new iPhone.
Now we can never have a minute alone.
When I try ta kiss her she takes a selfie.
All me Facebook friends are laughing at me.
Chorus
My girlfriend has a new iPhone.
Now we can never have a minute alone.
When I try ta kiss her she takes a selfie.
Now me Facebook friends are laughing at me.