Lyrics and Music by Richie Kavanagh
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A quar thing I’ll tell you about a cow now.
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Never say Ow! Oh never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Me granny, she thought me how to milk a cow.
Sit down there young man an’ I’ll show you how.
Pull one tit, pull two tit’s, pull three and pull four.
Then start with tit one and just do like before.
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A quar thing I’ll tell you about a cow now.
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Never say Ow! Oh never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
The cow’s love life is so very dull.
The A.I. man now replace’s the bull.
There’s noting on earth the cow she can do.
Look over the gate and just give a big Moo.
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A quar thing I’ll tell you about a cow now.
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Never say Ow! Oh never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
(Richie) “Stay wut her Johnny”
(Johnny) “That’s right that’s the truth, lie on her head lad, lie on head”
She likes to be out in the field every day.
There’s no buttercups, they’re all killed with spray.
She grazes the grass, in the field o’ so green.
But there’s no buttercups or wildflowers to be seen.
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A quar thing I’ll tell you about a cow now.
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Never say Ow! Oh never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
(Johnny) “Stay wut her lad”
Oh never say Ow! never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
Never say Ow! Oh never say Ow!
You can pull all her tit’s, but she’ll never say Ow!
(Richie) “The crater has a very long face Johnny”.
(Johnny) “Yes ’cause she never gets the bull. The A.I. man does the job, a quar go an too”.