Lyrics and Music by Richie Kavanagh
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here all alone,
An’ I wish I had a little woman a me own.
Tom Cruise I wish I look like you,
But the way I am sure I’ll have ta do.
A ha ha ye ye
I have a bed made out of an oak tree.
It was made for two not just for me.
I have yokes in the house, since me mammy time.
They are square yokes, these yokes of mine.
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here all alone.
An I wish, I had a little woman a’ me own.
Tom Cruise, I wish I look like you.
But the way I am, sure I’ll have ta do.
Ah ha ha ye ye.
Me hair is a kinda turning grey.
So I got a bottle a’ dye the other day.
T’was a kind of a sorta mousy brown.
Be the gore a man, I’m gonna go ta town.
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here all alone.
An’ I wish, I had a little woman a me own.
Tom Cruise, I wish I look like you.
But the way I am, sure I’ll have ta do.
Ah ha ha ye ye
I went to a country an’ western dance.
But the girls that were there didn’t give me a glance.
In me Morris minor, I headed on home.
Woke up in the morning in the bed all alone.
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here all alone.
An’ I wish, I had a little woman a me own.
Tom Cruise, I wish I look like you.
But the way I am, sure I’ll have ta do.
Ah ha ha ye ye
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here all alone.
An’ I wish, I had a little woman a me own.
Tom Cruise, I wish I look like you.
But the way I am, sure I’ll have to do.
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