Music and lyrics by Richie Kavanagh
(Richie)…..”Johnny”
(Johnny)…”Ya”
(Richie) …”Are ye ready?”
(Johnny)….”Ya”
(Richie)…”Final answer?”
(Johnny )…”Final answer”
(Richie)…”No doubts?”
(Johnny)…”No doubts, You start and I’ll join in”
(Richie)…”Right Johnny, here we go”
(Johnny)….”And thats the truth”
Chorus
There I was upon the telly, who wants ta be a millionaire.
A sitting opposite Gaybo, on a great big chair.
Is that your final answer, a do ye want ta phone a friend.
Take your time, no doubts, its your choice in the end.
The questions are so simple, but they’re tricky now as well.
Ya know, ya know the answer, but its very hard ta tell.
Is grass a crop or is it not is scutch a grass or what.
I think I’ll ask the audience, they look a brainy lot.,
Chorus
There I was upon the telly, who wants ta be a millionaire.,
A sitting opposite Gaybo, on a great big chair.
Is that your final answer, a do ye want ta phone a friend.
Take your time, no doubts, its your choice in the end.
Ah do ye want ta phone a friend, yes I think I know the one.
If ye want ta get a million, a ring your man Ben Dunne.
Ah ye know I’m only joking, it’s me mammy now I’ll ring.
‘Cos I know that me mammy, ah she knows everything.
Chorus
There I was upon the telly, who wants ta be a millionaire.
A sitting opposite Gaybo, a great big chair.
Is that your final answer, a do ye want ta phone a friend.
Take your time, no doubts, its your choice in the end.
I’ll go fifty fifty, ‘cos I think I know the one.
But now that you’ve took way the two, sure the one I knew was gone.
But I’m happy an’ contented, I’ve got a right few bob.
An’ I’m glad that Gay, at long last has got a cushy job.
Chorus
There I was upon the telly, who wants ta be a millionaire.
A sitting opposite Gaybo, on a great big chair.
Is that your final answer, a do ye want ta phone a friend.
Take your time, no doubts, its your choice in the end.
A lot of money for to lose an’ a quare lot for ta spend.
“An’ thats the truth, I’d know”